April 2008
29 posts
WatchMy friend Alexis Powell and her sister Lindsay have a band called Festival. I listened. I liked. Check it.
Crucial Safety Tip of the Day
If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern! A circular pattern is not prefered.
WatchI got to interview the Presidents about the presidential candidates. There were definitely millions of peaches involved. Metaphorically speaking of course.
“How do you know when life isn’t a cartoon?”
– Jimmy Kimmel to Johnny Knoxville, during Knoxville’s appearance on Kimmel after Knoxville showed a video of him unsuccessfully backflipping a motocross bike which resulted in him having to wear a catheter for a few weeks afterward. Watch the interview here. Johnny Knoxville is seriously insane. (via...
Jay's DailyCandy Article →
Jay wrote another story for DailyCandy. Although the story claims to be for men too, I don’t think I’m gonna be putting on my waterproof flats anytime soon.
Papaw Jeans
Cory wrote this about my last post: “Josh LOVES Goodburger. He talks about it non-stop. We went to another great NYC burger place called Burger Joint last Saturday, and not 4 hours later he looked at me and said, “I could go for Goodburger right now”. He is incredibly addicted to it. Also, I have no clue what ‘papaw jeans’ are.” Well Cory, I’m glad you asked. In honor of one...
Tazer sketch balls and friends then watch the... →
What’s better than Youtube? Zapping your friends or stalkers with a tazer gun that captures it all on camera so you can post it to your Youtube account! Check out this new tazer gun! To Catch a Predator will never be the same! “Aw man, you zapped me good!” “You’re right, I had no buisness hanging out at Chuck E. Cheeses.”