March 2008
15 posts
Seriously, the greatest computer game on the... →
I say this alot, but this time i am for reals yo. This is a computer version of guitar hero and it is out. of. con. trol. Let’s just say you can hold your keyboard like a keytar. Enough said.
Jay's DailyCandy Article →
Crucial Safety Tip of the Day
If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern! If space does not allow a zig-zag pattern, then do monkey rolls. This never fails.
Back to the Future Lamo Edition →
This game is miserable. Not only does it not resemble the movie in the slightest (one of my favorite movies mind you) it is impossible as well. If you can beat it, please, let me know.
A Recap of Sorts
The theme song for The Jeffersons, “Moving on Up,” never rang more true for me than this past month. I’m not gonna lie; it was a busy February. So busy that my mind couldn’t comprehend writing a post on my own website. You may call it laziness; I call it leaving you thirsty for more. And by thirsty, I mean dehydrated because it has been forever. Okay, I am lazy. So I got to...
Proof that Dino Smores Pebbles are Bad
A conversation with my new roomie about Dino Smore's cereal.
thecavin: i can't stop eating Dino S'mores
jlaynyc: don't do it
jlaynyc: i found out it's fossilized doo doo squirts
thecavin: whoa. i love those then.
thecavin: damn you Dino
jlaynyc: petrafied doo doo squirts
thecavin: Pteradactl droppings
jlaynyc: yup
jlaynyc: that's dino!
thecavin: there you go. nah, he's a dog. a dino dog
jlaynyc: a motha snuckin' barking dino dog with doo doo squirts
jlaynyc: eat that shiz with some marshmallows and you got breakfast
thecavin: that's right. back in cavemen days, they ate their dog's doo doo
Crucial Safety Tip of the Day
ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!) Even if there is human waste in your elevator. It’s better to catch salmonella poisoning than a knife in the back.
