January 2008
35 posts
A brief conversation while I was at work
jlaynyc: oh no
thecavin: oh no
jlaynyc: sorry can't talk watching lost
thecavin: you better catch up!
jlaynyc: i have 5 more left in season two
thecavin: you need a time machine
jlaynyc: i know, a motha snuckin timemachine
thecavin: hellz yeah
thecavin: ok - i'm gone. gonna do some editing.
thecavin: ps - i bought the ketchup song this morning
jlaynyc: beautiful
thecavin: word
thecavin: later
The Latest
It’s been ages. New Year’s has come and gone, the Super Bowl is around the corner, and Valentine’s Day is waiting in the wings. Am I a slacker? Yes. Have my fans been dying for updates and perhaps going through withdrawal? Well, if by “fans” you mean my mom and dad and by “dying for updates” you mean casually checking the Web to see what their son is...
Today's My Birthday.
Buy me things.
The Rivalry Begins
While basking in vanity and google searching my own name, I became very perplexed with my discovery. Here’s what I found: “Southern boy from Tennessee, Josh Lay is no hillbilly. With his biting wit, sarcasm, and rockin’ chair philosopher’s outlook on life he will leave you laughing, and thinking. Easy-going Josh Lay brings you new thinking of a political flavor with his...
WatchSo apparently I am in need of some intervention. Thanks, Cory.
WatchAfter a long hard weekend in Orlando, Chick-fil-a was waiting for me with open arms. Occompanied by my good friend Adam Devault, we sat in paradise.
Mascot Secret Society →
If you don’t believe that there is an underground secret society of mascots, think again! I followed this society for work and this is what found.
SmoKey Tree →
This is an article that was posted in the Tennessee Alumnus magazine. It traces the long line of SmoKeys.
Live From Orlando
Smokey competed in National mascot competition tonight and took home the gold. Congratulations, and as always, go Vols.
My BWE blog post →
I wrote a blog post for Best Week Ever.tv. It’s the Top Ten Reason’s Why We Want the Patriots to Lose. Check it.
WatchThis is an oldie, but a goodie. Brian Huskey (you may know him as the guy in the Sonic commercials, the ones with the girl ya know) plays a monster in a wheel chair. Pretty horrifying.
WatchCory and his girlfriend ended their 10 day fruit fast this past weekend. Cory documented the first bite of real food he’s had in over a week.
One Warrior A Week
Every week I will post one video of the Ultimate Warrior for your enjoyment. Last week I posted Ultimat Warrior vs. Phil Collins. This week is a compilation of Ultimate Warrior wrestling interviews. Why post the Warrior? Because he is the greatest human being that ever lived. He could eat your face off with one bite. He’s that extreme. The Warrior prepares himself more hardcore than anyone...
“How must I prepare? You must ask yourself. Should I jump off the tallest...”
– Ultimate Warrior
“I hope the person that stole my camera last night is taking a picture with it...”
– Me
Guitar Hero (or generic web version anyway) →
Get crazy. Get super crazy guitarman crazy.
buckeyes and bcs title game: third time's a harm →
— jaylea
My bitter friend's email to me about his beloved...
The SEC is not good. The SEC is full of losers. I hate the SEC. The SEC is so unoriginal that it has 2 teams with Tigers as a mascot, and 2 teams with Bulldogs as their mascot - not to mention one ultra lame mascot (Volunteers) and one pornographic mascot (Gamecock). The Big Ten is much more manly. What is tougher or more masculine than a Boilermaker, or a Wolverine, or a Gopher? The much...
Mascot Mayhem →
Just thought I would share some mascot videos that I was involved in with my good friend Sly the Silver Fox from the New Jersey Nets. And yes, I refer to Sly as a real individual. If you are uncomfortable about that, maybe you should deal with your own insecurities or fear of furries. I play the part of the opposing mascot in three of the six videos that will come up (after you click on the giant...
WatchMy thoughts exactly.
WatchWhile enjoying a nice glass of New Year’s Eve wine on the sidewalks of New York City (clearly breaking the open container regulations), the cannons were set loose. Could it be? Yes. The end times. Things to watch: 1. When I say “listen”, a car horn is the only noise heard. 2. When I mention that the loud booming sounds like Afghanastan, I get a reaction as if I’ve just...
Global Warming Is A LIE!
cory: was it freezing outside?
me: YES
cory: i just saw it's like 14 outside!
me: more like -14!!! snowmen are just roaming around the streets with scarves on because they are cold